|First Appearance||"Too Cool to Be Mom"|
|Voiced By||Wendie Malick|
Denise Goldman is the mother of Constance. She is known as Hazelnut's "coolest mom" by Constance's seventh grade class, as she keeps up to date with trends, tells scary stories at sleepovers, and shows her guests films to watch. However, she is not very helpful for when it really matters, such as when her daughter was hyperventilating and suggested playing a board game instead of helping her calm down, which forced Lydia to help Constance breathe normally. All of the children refer to her on a first name basis, including her daughter.
Denise has blonde hair, which is tied into a ponytail in a pink elastic band. She wears black glasses, purple earrings, and red lipstick. During the day, she wears a blue jacket, a dark green shirt, and a mint green skirt, with a purple bracelet on her left wrist. At night, she adorns a green sweater, with the number "5" on it in purple, and blue socks.