|Written By||Matthew Negrete|
|Directed By||Brad Goodchild|
|Original Airdate||February 6, 2000|
|Previous||"Burn Hazelnut Burn"|
Mr. Finky has his class take a career test to see which jobs they're best suited for, then has them try out the career. Nicky ends up a butcher, Milo a stockbroker, and Pepper Ann a middle-school principal. When they end up miserable in their new "jobs", they begin to realize they can't rely on a test to tell them what's best for them.
Nicky: ...The important thing is that we all give these career tests a chance.
Um, excuse me, Mr. Finky, I think you must have handed me Shelf McClain's results by mistake.
Milo: Stockbroker? Stockbroker?! ...What's a stockbroker?
Nicky: One who monitors how much money companies are worth. You advise your clients when to buy, sell and trade shares of various businesses, hoping to make them a profit.
Vera: Cry me a river, Herbert, cry me a river.
Pepper Ann: My life is worse than trash. It's the liquid sludge that leaks out of the trash bag and drips all over your shoes.
- Kathleen Wilhoite as Pepper Ann Pearson
- Jeff Bennett as Mitch, Dieter Liederhosen, Shelf McClain
- Danny Cooksey as Milo Kamalani
- Clea Lewis as Nicky Little
- April Winchell as Abriola Stark, Sherrie Spleen
- Don Adams as Principal Hickey
- Charlie Adler as C.J.
- James Avery as Mr. Clapper
- Jim Cummings as Nicky's Dad
- Paddi Edwards as Vera Groober-Schwartz
- Don Lake as Mr. Sherman Finky